Monday, 22 August 2011

Vanity

Vanity is so secure in the heart of man that everyone wants to be admired: even I who write this, and you who read this. ~Blaise Pascal


Vanity is the quicksand of reason ~George Sand


The surest cure for vanity is loneliness. ~Thomas Wolfe


Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt. ~Benjamin Franklin


There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it. ~Mark Twain, Notebook, 1898


Without this ridiculous vanity that takes the form of self-display, and is part of everything and everyone, we would see nothing, and nothing would exist. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust. ~Author Unknown


Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay. ~François de la Rochefoucauld


Vanity, I am sensible, is my cardinal vice and cardinal folly; and I am in continual danger, when in company, of being led an ignis fatuus chase by it. ~John Adams


There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth. ~Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton


Cure yourself of the affliction of caring how you appear to others. Concern yourself only with how you appear before God, concern yourself only with the idea that God may have of you. ~Miguel De Unamuno


To this principle of vanity, which philosophers call a mean one, and which I do not, I owe a great part of the figure which I have made in life. ~Lord Chesterfield


Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. ~Joseph Conrad


We speak little if not egged on by vanity. ~François de la Rochefoucauld


The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity. ~Henri Bergson


If vanity does not overthrow all our virtues, at least she makes them totter. ~François de la Rochefoucauld


Nothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it make us vain, in fact, of our modesty. ~Louis Kronenberger


Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast. ~Logan Pearsall Smith


Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it outlives the man. ~Robert Louis Stevenson


What makes the vanity of others insupportable is that it wounds our own. ~François de la Rochefoucauld


In heaven I yearn for knowledge, account all else inanity;
On earth I confess an itch for the praise of fools - that's vanity.
~Robert Browning


Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company. ~François de la Rochefoucauld


Most people dislike vanity in others, whatever share they have of it themselves; but I give it fair quarter, wherever I meet with it, being persuaded that it is often productive of good to the possessor, and to others who are within his sphere of action: and therefore, in many cases, it would not be altogether absurd if a man were to thank God for his vanity among the other comforts of life. ~Benjamin Franklin

Thrift

Thrift is not an affair of the pocket, but an affair of character. ~S.W. Straus


Thrift comes too late when you find it at the bottom of your purse. ~Seneca


Thrift was never more necessary in the world's history than it is today. ~Francis H. Sisson


Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous. ~Lord Rosebery


The thrift that does not make a man charitable sours into avarice. ~M.W. Harrison


Industry, thrift and self-control are not sought because they create wealth, but because they create character. ~Calvin Coolidge


A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need. ~Sidney Carroll, A Big Hand for the Little Lady


Be thrifty, but not covetous. ~George Herbert


By sowing frugality we reap liberty, a golden harvest. ~Agesilaus


I believe that thrift is essential to well-ordered living. ~John D. Rockefeller


Cannot people realize how large an income is thrift? ~Cicero


Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance, and the parent of Liberty. ~Samuel Johnson


Thrift means that you should always have the best you can possibly afford, when the thing has any reference to your physical and mental health, to your growth in efficiency and power. ~Orison Swett Marden


He who does not economize will have to agonize. ~Confucius


Frugality is misery in disguise. ~Publilius Syrus


Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship. ~Benjamin Franklin


We are not to judge thrift solely by the test of saving or spending. If one spends what he should prudently save, that certainly is to be deplored. But if one saves what he should prudently spend, that is not necessarily to be commended. A wise balance between the two is the desired end. ~Owen Young

Safety

Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. ~William Shakespeare


For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind. ~Eleanor Everet


Safety doesn't happen by accident. ~Author Unknown


"Safety First" is "Safety Always." ~Charles M. Hayes


Better a thousand times careful than once dead. ~Proverb


Precaution is better than cure. ~Edward Coke


As soon as you see a mistake and don't fix it, it becomes your mistake. ~Author Unknown


Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. ~Author Unknown


Who can hope to be safe? who sufficiently cautious?
Guard himself as he may, every moment's an ambush.
~Horace


Safety means first aid to the uninjured. ~Author Unknown


Accidents, and particularly street and highway accidents, do not happen - they are caused. ~Ernest Greenwood


Prepare and prevent, don't repair and repent. ~Author Unknown


Chance takers are accident makers. ~Author Unknown


Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. ~Author Unknown


It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash. ~Author Unknown


Luck runs out but safety is good for life. ~Author Unknown


There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. ~James Thurber


Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. ~Author Unknown


Working safely may get old, but so do those who practice it. ~Author Unknown


The door to safety swings on the hinges of common sense. ~Author Unknown


Working without safety is a dead-end job. ~Author Unknown


Know safety, no injury. No safety, know injury. ~Author Unknown


We now have unshakable conviction that accident causes are man-made and that a manmade problem can be solved by men and women. ~W.H. Cameron


Carelessness doesn't bounce; it shatters. ~Terri Guillemets


Safety never takes a holiday. ~Author Unknown


Danger never takes a vacation. ~Author Unknown


When you gamble with safety, you bet your life. ~Author Unknown


If safety is a joke, then death is the punchline. ~Paul Laforest


Is better to lose one minute in life... than to lose life in a minute. ~Author Unknown


While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work. ~Author Unknown


Hearing protection is a sound investment. ~Author Unknown


To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one. ~Author Unknown


Safety glasses: making foresight 20/20. ~Author Unknown


Your safety gears are between your ears. ~Author Unknown


Broken tools can be replaced. You can't. ~Author Unknown


Personal protective equipment is self-defense. ~Author Unknown


Tomorrow - your reward for working safely today. ~Author Unknown


Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches. ~Author Unknown


Don't learn safety by accident. ~Author Unknown


If you mess up, 'fess up. ~Author Unknown


Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety. ~Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren, 1938


Safety is as simple as ABC - Always Be Careful. ~Author Unknown


Safety isn't expensive, its priceless. ~Author Unknown


Be alert! Accidents hurt. ~Author Unknown


Alert today, alive tomorrow. ~Author Unknown


Better dead sure than sure dead. ~Author Unknown


If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't. ~Author Unknown


When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. ~Author Unknown


Wishing won't keep you safe - safety will. ~Author Unknown


Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die. ~Author Unknown


The safest risk is the one you didn't take. ~Author Unknown


Safety isn't just a slogan, it's a way of life. ~Author Unknown

Perfection

Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing. ~Harriet Braiker


Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks. ~Goethe


No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers. ~Author Unknown


Nothing that is complete breathes. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault. ~John Henry Newman


Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering.
There is a crack in everything,
That's how the light gets in.
~Leonard Cohen


To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. ~Elbert Hubbard


Only in grammar can you be more than perfect. ~William Safire


Sometimes... when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing. ~From the television show Ally McBeal


Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. ~Henry van Dyke


Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny. ~Carl Schurz, address, Faneuil Hall, Boston, 1859


Gold cannot be pure, and people cannot be perfect. ~Chinese Proverb


Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. ~Confucius, Analects


The most difficult part of attaining perfection is finding something to do for an encore. ~Author Unknown


When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. ~George Fisher


Once you accept the fact that you're not perfect, then you develop some confidence. ~Rosalynn Carter


There are no perfect men in this world, only perfect intentions. ~Pen Densham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves


The imperfections of a man, his frailties, his faults, are just as important as his virtues. You can't separate them. They're wedded. ~Henry Miller


Does "anal-retentive" have a hyphen? ~Alison Bechdel, 1990 Dykes to Watch Out For calendar (Thanks, Chelsea)


The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes in life they make five or minus three; and sometimes the blackboard topples down in the middle of the sum and leaves the class in disorder and the pedagogue with a black eye. ~Winston Churchill


The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~Stanley J. Randall


They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds. ~Wilt Chamberlain


Always live up to your standards - by lowering them, if necessary. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


He who hath not a dram of folly in his mixture hath pounds of much worse matter in his composition. ~Charles Lamb


Even the best needles are not sharp at both ends. ~Chinese Proverb


Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect. ~Nicholas Chamfort


The pursuit of perfection, then, is the pursuit of sweetness and light. ~Matthew Arnold


I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Player Piano


Unless I accept my faults I will most certainly doubt my virtues. ~Hugh Prather


Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


Striving to better, oft we mar what's well. ~William Shakespeare, King Lear, 1605


Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali


All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. ~William Faulkner


A good garden may have some weeds. ~Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732


Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence. ~Vince Lombardi


I cling to my imperfection, as the very essence of my being. ~Anatole France (Jacques Anatole François Thibault), The Garden of Epicurus, 1894


Congratulations! You're not perfect! It's ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybody's ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is? Perfect is not eating or drinking or talking or moving a muscle or making even the teensiest mistake. Perfect is never doing anything wrong - which means never doing anything at all. Perfect is boring! So you're not perfect! Wonderful! Have fun! Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over your own shoelaces! Laugh! Let somebody else laugh at you! Perfect people never do any of those things. All they do is sit around and sip weak tea and think about how perfect they are. But they're really not one-hundred-percent perfect anyway. You should see them when they get the hiccups! Phooey! Who needs 'em? You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week. ~Stephen Manes, Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!


He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remain brotherless. ~Italian Proverb


You see, when weaving a blanket, an Indian woman leaves a flaw in the weaving of that blanket to let the soul out. ~Martha Graham


One minute was enough, Tyler said, a person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club


When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. ~Bill Lemley


Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. ~Ed Howe


Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways. ~Samuel McChord Crothers

People

The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. ~Benjamin Franklin


What is the most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine. ~Susan Sontag


You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door. ~Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887


A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ~Winston Churchill


A small man can be just as exhausted as a great man. ~Arthur Miller


The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne


Those who are quite satisfied sit still and do nothing; those who are not quite satisfied are the sole benefactors of the world. ~Walter Savage Landor


I'm the strayest dog you'll ever meet. ~Daniel, @blindedpoet


He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. ~Winston Churchill


I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. ~Walt Whitman


If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others. ~Francois duc de la Rochefoucauld


A hundred men together are the hundredth part of a man. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


I've met so many people, often the scum of the earth, and found them, you know, quite decent. I am an uncomfortable stranger to moral indignation. ~W. Somerset Maugham


Freaks are the much needed escape from the humdrum. They are poetry. ~Albert Perry


A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. ~Helen Rowland


In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes great American novelists is anything but treacherous, and in general a man who says you needn't worry about money, or a man who smokes cigarettes, is somewhere in between. ~Lemony Snicket


His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets. ~Dorothy Parker


Groups of people are like a massive Rock, Paper, Scissors war. ~Daniel, @blindedpoet


History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. ~Abba Eban


Why are there men and women that while they are nigh me the sunlight expands my blood? Why when they leave me do my pennants of joy sink flat and lank? ~Walt Whitman

Peace

We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. ~William Ewart Gladstone


If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. ~Mother Teresa


Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


One must look hard through history to find when a clear understanding of the truth moved anyone to fire the first shot. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots. ~Napoleon Bonaparte


The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war. ~Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit


Let there be peace on earth
And let it begin with me.
~Seymour Miller & Jill Jackson, "Let There Be Peace on Earth," 1955


I take it that what all men are really after is some form of, perhaps only some formula of, peace. ~James Conrad


The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and Serbs. The real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future and those who cling to the past; between those who open their arms and those who are determined to clench their fists. ~William J. Clinton, 1997


The pacifist's task today is to find a method of helping and healing which provides a revolutionary constructive substitute for war. ~Vera Brittain, 1964


You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. ~Attributed to both Golda Meir and Indira Gandhi


Peace hath higher tests of manhood
Than battle ever knew.
~John Greenleaf Whittier


Five great enemies to peace inhabit with us: avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride. If those enemies were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace. ~Francesco Petrarch


Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war. ~John Andrew Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses


If in this present age we were to go back to the old time of "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth," there would be very few hon. gentlemen in this House who would not, metaphorically speaking, be blind and toothless. ~Mr. Graham, 1914, Canadian House of Parliament member, commonly attributed to Mahatma Gandhi as "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)


There is one armor that the world of men and women, as a world, has never yet put on. The churches have long bungled with its fastenings, but the world has gone unfended, and few have been those in whose hands the mystical sword of the spirit has shone with daily use. This armor, waiting to be worn, is the armor of brotherhood and sacrifice, the world of unselfishness, a conquering sword, with the power, where used, to unite the world in love. And there are none who may not put it on. ~M.A. DeWolfe Howe


I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it. ~Dwight Eisenhower


Lord, bid war's trumpet cease;
Fold the whole earth in peace.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes


We have all taken risks in the making of war. Isn't it time that we should take risks to secure peace? ~J. Ramsay MacDonald


We seek peace, knowing that peace is the climate of freedom. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower


Right is more precious than peace. ~Woodrow Wilson


Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination. ~Robert Fulghum


In the name of peace
They waged the wars
Ain't they got no shame
~Nikki Giovanni


Let us love the world to peace. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994


A warless world will come as men develop warless hearts. ~Charles Wesley Burns


We shall never be able to effect physical disarmament until we have succeeded in effecting moral disarmament. ~J. Ramsay MacDonald

Patience

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. ~Dutch Proverb


How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young? ~Paul Sweeney


Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. ~Mac McCleary


Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off. ~Author Unknown


Beware the fury of a patient man. ~John Dryden, Absolam and Achitophel, 1680


Patience is a most necessary qualification for business; many a man would rather you heard his story than granted his request. ~Lord Chesterfield


Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. ~Ambrose Bierce


You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones


Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. ~George-Louis de Buffon


Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. ~John Quincy Adams


Patience is the companion of wisdom. ~St. Augustine


Patience is also a form of action. ~Auguste Rodin


How poor are they that have not patience!
What wound did ever heal but by degrees?
~William Shakespeare, Othello, 1604


One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life. ~Chinese Proverb


Experience has taught me this, that we undo ourselves by impatience. Misfortunes have their life and their limits, their sickness and their health. ~Michel de Montaigne